The final rose has been given. And our princess is...?

JENNIFER:
So Jennifer is "The One". Jennifer is a sweetie. I'll be honest, I didn't think it would go this way because it didn't seem like Lorenzo was connected as deeply to her. But she is certainly sweet and warm, and willing to move to NY and give it a go. She must have had all the the traits Lorenzo was looking for the long term. Sadie's spunk might have been more fun in the early years, but Jen's consistancy may make for 40-year marriage material like Lorenzo's parents. Congratulations Jenn!


The Final Rose Has Been Given
Did Lorenzo pick the right girl?

Yes! Jenn is the one!
No, He should have picked Sadie.


  • Sadie 68%
  • Jennifer 32%


These poor girls were left without a rose, a bachelor, or a happy ending. My gosh, what did they do wrong???

SADIE:
Wha? Wait a minute, is that Sadie getting out of the limo first? Oh man... wrong again. I thought Sadie was the perfect match. I guess the clues that led to Jen were left on the editing room floor. Man, I thought these two had the chemistry, and the deep connection that was the "real thing". Oh well, I've been wrong before. Looks like Sadie will be saving herself a little bit longer. Sorry, Sweet Sadie.

LISA:
Yeah, Lisa... despite what you say, you were so busy planning your wedding and designing your dream house with the white picket fence to even pay attention if Lorenzo was truly the right guy for you. I don't think you ever even got to know him, and just sat in your bubble of smug superiority, certain that you fit into Lorenzo's plan as cleanly as he fit into yours. I have nothing against planning, but you can't pay attention only to how things are shaping up on paper, and not actual interact with the whole focus of your plan. In the end, Lorenzo just felt left out... and you should have ditched your personal agenda and really got to know him. But hopefully, all the single planning guys in Portland know all about you now, and are dying to take you out and show you their plans! Good luck!

AGNESE:
The language barrier just got to be too much. Although Lorenzo seemed to limp through the home visit with his limited Italian, it was just too hard to take things to the next level when he could understand only half of what Agnese said. A romance for another time, I think. These two might have been able to make something happen if there wasn't such a time crunch on the relationship progressing. Keep her number handy, Lorenzo! If things don't work out with the other bachelorettes, give her a call when you have more time to get to know each other.

DESIREE:
Well Baby, you needed to show a little less flirt, and a little more heart I think. You would be a fantastic first date -- lots of fun and attention. But I think you started to use that big personality as a shield to keep Lorenzo from getting closer to get to know the real you. Theoretically, he's looking for a wife, not a fun date for some royal event. You may have everything he's looking for to have a good time for an evening or two, but I don't think you ever let him know enough about you to be able to determine if you'd make a good partner for a lifetime.

JEANETTE:
Jeanette's a super sweet girl, but was just a little to slow to open up. In another circumstance, things might have gone further... but with lots of other bachelorettes around more willing to open up and get closer to Lorenzo, Jeanette just didn't have a strong enough connection to keep her around. But she's such a sweetie! Hopefully someone in her hometown is happy to have her back, and will be bringing her flowers and chocolates soon.

ERICA:
Ding, dong, the witch is dead! Gosh Erica, don't let the door hit you on the way out. But my oh my... you gave us all kinds of drama to titter over with the girls tomorrow. You are just a spoiled rotton little pain in the ass, and the reason you can't find any guy to date you is because you are truly awful! You didn't get your prince, but at least you still have your tiara! You can wear it on the plane ride back to Texas. See ya, sunshine!

GINA:
Gina... you've been all but invisible, so I'm not at all surprised you're going home, because no one got to know you... especially Lorenzo. You just about chewed your lower lip off during the rose ceremony though. You may want to do something about that scowl of yours... I think it's frightening off potential suitors. Smile now and again! You didn't get this guy, but there are more out there. Just stop scowling.

JAMI:
Wow, poor Jami. She got totally blindsided when she didn't get a rose on her date. I guess I was surprised too... but chemistry is chemistry. It's a mysterious thing, and it's either there or not. I guess it was "not" for you Miss Jami. Sorry honey... but you are such a fun, nice, personable sweetheart, there will be guys lined up around the block waiting for you to get home. Good luck!

ELLEN:
Damn. I would have much rather still had Ellen in the race instead of the incredibly annoying Erica. However, we saw so little of Ellen on this show, mainly because she's nice and sweet and quiet. All things men normally look for in a girl, but just not enough to draw the attention of Lorenzo or the cameras with so many other wild personalities around. Sorry Ellen, but I'm sure you'll find someone nice, now that you won't have to compete for his attention with 12 other women.

KIM:
Kim, Kim, Kim. You made it through all of the other steps to finally get to be one of the girls on the show, and then you pull a rookie move by drinking too much and passing out on your first date with the Bachelor! That's never going to leave a good impression. I know you tried to pull it off like you where just tired after all the sun and sand, and closed your eyes for a catnap... and we might have bought it if we hadn't seen you slurring and stumbling all over the place just before your "nap". Sorry honey, I kind of liked you... but you showed some really poor judgment, and you deserved to be left without a rose.

SARAH:
Sarah, sorry to say "I told you so", but the token, uh, Canadian, never makes it to the final rose ceremony. They usually make it to the third ceremony though, but the producers must have needed your spot for Erica so we could be subjected to her antics for yet another week. My advice to you for successful husband hunting in the future? You might want to work on reducing the number times you punctuate your sentences with "Eh". It tends make guys confuse you with a platonic hockey buddy.

ANDREA:
Andrea is a 28-year-old hotel concierge who currently resides in Cincinnati, OH.

APRIL:
April is a 23-year-old model who currently resides in Chicago, IL.

BRIT:
Brit is a 28-year-old beer chemist who currently resides in Columbus, OH.

CARISSA:
Carissa is a 25-year-old attorney who currently resides in Morristown, NJ.

CLAUDIA:
Claudia is a 22-year-old restaurateur who currently resides in Boca Raton, FL.

ELYSE:
Elyse is a 27-year-old physician who currently resides in New York, NY.

HEATHER:
Heather is a 34-year-old registered nurse who currently resides in Aliquippa, PA.

JESSICA:
Jessica is a 25-year-old assistant buyer who currently resides in Charlotte, NC.

LAURA:
Laura is a 29-year-old dolphin trainer who currently resides in San Diego, CA.

MERI:
Meri is a 27-year-old attorney who currently resides in Biloxi, MS.

RENEE:
Renee is a 30-year-old broadcast marketer who currently resides in Baltimore, MD.

RITA:
Rita is a 29-year-old policy advisor who currently resides in Richmond, VA.

ROSELLA:
Rosella is a 27-year-old make-up artist who currently resides in Chicago, IL.

TARA:
Tara is a 24-year-old realtor who currently resides in St. Augustine, FL.



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Monday, October 09, 2006

The Standings Before Episode 2

The first rose ceremony has come and gone, and these are the lucky ladies that made the cut:


AGNESE:
Agnese is a student from Italy. She was one of the spoilers that was introduced late in the evening. Although they couldn't communicate very well, she must have made some impression... but the rest of the ladies were dismayed to find out that Lorenzo decided to keep her around. Maybe he's just imagining what she looks like in a ski outfit, and is hoping to have an opportunity to see if the reality stacks up against fantasy.

DESIREE:
Desiree is a 22-year-old realtor who currently resides in Salt Lake City, UT. Well Desiree was on a mission to make a first impression, and she definitely did! Was it the fact she called him "Baby" about a hundred times, or the showgirl strip dance that she gave him in the courtyard that won her spot? Hmmm... I'm going with 'All Of The Above.'

ELLEN:
Ellen is a 30-year-old realtor who currently resides in New Haven, CT. Ellen has a biggest prettiest smile, and she flashed it right away. It certainly got Lorenzo's attention, and must of kept it too!



ERICA:
Erica is a 23-year-old socialite who currently resides in Houston, TX. Ahhh, well... our spoiled little rich b*tch has been crowned. Erica is the one we hated to be picked because there were so many other nicer options, but at the same time that we're going to love to watch because she'll be stirring the pot from morning till night. That's good TV!

GINA:
Gina is a 28-year-old ultrasound technician who currently resides in Chicago, IL. My gosh, the scowl on this girl could turn Medusa to stone! Gina needs to work on hiding her emotions a bit, don't you think? She had a sour face through half of the show, pretty much whenever Lorenzo was paying attention to anyone but her. Let's vote her "Most Likely to Become a Scary Stalker" should she ever be left without a rose. I can't wait to see her eventual breakdown!

JAMI:
Jami is a 27-year-old event planner who currently resides in Galveston, TX. Jami is so nice and genuine. You kind of wanted to see her stick around from the very moment you met her when she was getting packed to go. If all is right in the world, she'll be around towards the end. She seems to have a lot of energy and spunk, and will be fun to watch.

JEANETTE:
Jeanette is a 23-year-old teacher who currently resides in Bloomingdale, IL. Jeanette and Lorenzo had an easy little banter with each other as soon as she stepped out of the limo. I wasn't surprised to see that he kept her around.


JENNIFER:
Jennifer is a 24-year-old teacher who currently resides in Pembroke Pines, FL. Well, I thought that first line after she got out of the limo, about her being from "his state" of Florida was kind of cheesy and forced, but obviously he made a connection with her. We'll have to wait to see if they have any more in common than the Sunshine State>



KIM:
Kim is a 27-year-old interior designer who currently resides in Long Beach, CA. Kim seems to be one of those down to earth and, dare I say it, "normal" girls. Who knows what drama we have in store, but right now... she looks like someone he would be happy to bring home to mama.



LISA:
Lisa is a 25-year-old marketing manager who currently resides in Portland, OR. Who knew that hugging trees was the way to this prince's heart? Lisa walks away with the First Impression Rose, and a damn nice pair of earrings to boot. And she managed this while being completely tipsy and announcing she would be willing to lick a slug! Well you never know what's going to ring someone's bell. Let's see if he still likes her as much when she's sober.

SADIE:
Sadie is a 23-year-old publicist who currently resides in Carlsbad, CA. Awww... this girl is a total sweetie! I liked her as soon as she stepped out of the limo. Now, if Lorenzo would have known she was saving herself, would he have kept her? Well... possibly. But as unfair as it it, this probably won't work in her favor in the long run. You know guys, and how they like to test drive their cars.


SARAH:
Sarah is a 30-year-old journalist who currently resides in Nelson, British Columbia. Sarah is our token, uh, Canadian. I'm sure that Lorenzo kept her around just to make it look like he would be open to marrying, uh... a Canadian. If history serves however, she'll be out by the third rose ceremony. That's about the time we tend to, uh, lose the Canadians.

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